I
got this in an email and felt it is worth sharing……
If you don't know
GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United
States Marine was taking some college courses
between
assignments. He had completed 20 missions
in Iraq
and Afghanistan .
One of the courses had a professor who
was
an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One
day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are
real, then
I
want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15
min."
The lecture
room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went
by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It
got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out
of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking
him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The
Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
The
other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking
on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably
shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What
in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The
Marine calmly replied,
"GOD
was too busy today protecting America 's
soldiers who
are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff
and act like an idiot.. So He sent me."
The
classroom erupted in cheers!
